Bush & Company

There's something very wrong with every one (except, perhaps, Buddy Roemer, whose fervent crusade against the Super PACs must make the others, all recipients of the anonymous funding sources, somewhat uneasy).

Mitt's said to have just piles and piles
Of moolah in the Cayman Isles
And baggage carried by the Newt
Keeps adding to his disrepute

And Rick's Far Right relentless stance---
Not much escapes his righteous rants,
While honest Ron has tried to hide
The secret of his darker side;

And then there's Bud, who stands alone---
Those Super PACs he won't condone---
No funds (if offered) will he take,
Although a presidency's at stake,

Which puts him well outside the zone. . .

Ironically, President Obama, because of the critical nature of this election, must accept PAC donations himself, even though he disapproves of them.